THE NAUGHTY STAFF
We are Hep and Mary Ingham, the owners of Naughty Goat Farms. Hep is a Boulder native and works as an engineer. I’m a southern farm girl and I run the farm, manage our farmhouse rental, and sell my artwork. For many years, we divided our time between San Francisco and Boulder. In the end, Boulder is where our heart is, so this is where we'll stay.
Please take a few minutes to meet our animals and get to know each of their funny personalities. When you visit the farm stand you'll already know their names!
MARY & HEP
"It's always a pleasure to work at the farm stand and receive treats from the nice customers. ...however, those who disrepect my staff will be spit upon. You've been warned."
"I love my job at the farm stand! Greeting customers is the highlight of my day. I never tire of eating treats and making people smile. I'm here to serve!"
"It's my job to plan the parties in the chicken coop, enjoy hors d'oeuvres with the guests, and leave surprises everywhere I go. Everyone's invited to my epic events!"
"I'm new to Naughty Goat Farms! I've just started my training as a Naughty Goat and I aspire to be the naughtiest goat on the farm! I can't wait!"
"They call me "Zumi," for now, and I'm also NEW to the farm! I'm small, but don't under estimate me, I'm as naughty as they come!"
"We are the farm's bread and butter! Here in production, we keep the inventory rolling. We are a bunch of wise cracking gals, who love to gossip! If you aren't a Lucy, you're not a Naughty Goat Farm hen."
RUBY & VIOLET
"We enjoy our work on the farm, quietly making sure everyone enjoys their stay. We run a clean ship here, and have a strict 'No Mouse' policy."
"We are the suits around here. We keep it in a row."
BELLA & BLUE
"My BIG sister, Bella, and I are heads of security. Those coyotes don't stand a chance! If they even try to mess with our Lucys, they'll find themselves in a heap on the curb. We don't take crap from anyone! (You're cool though.)"
WILLI & BOBBI
The Owner's Kids
"This is, like, totally our favorite place in the whole world. All of the animals totally love us! Mom and dad basically let us do whatevs, so sometimes we, like, take a nap, or play fetch, or hang out with the bouncers. Life is, like, really good!" 😘